Seriously, I know this is random, but is the nation so desperate and news hungry that the media deems it necessary for us to know what Michael Jordan or John Elway's sons are doing? Who the f cares about these old geezers kids? For that matter, who the f still cares about Michael Jordan or John Elway? Go away old people! You had your moment in the spotlight ... oh, and take your kids with you - they don't need to be in the spotlight any more than you do!
PS - UK friends, are you subjected to this kind of useless news there, too?